Welcome to the Epic section. This page will hold the thoughts of anyone who has any kind of idea, epic joke, crazy concept, weird question or statement, philosophical reflection, anything… I decided to make this page to see how far can any one go in imagining / thinking about stuff. You can be part of this page by proposing any kind of original idea or flashy statement. To do so, you can Contact Me and, considering the originality and how interesting is what you sent, I’ll post it to the page cited above. Be creative!
P.S: All jokes should be Original!

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The “I banged her so hard” joke by Rishar:

I banged her so hard her grandma’s denchers fell out.
I banged her so hard coffee beans in Brazil began to grind themselves.
I banged her so hard Moses dropped the 10 Commandments.
I banged her so hard that Richard Dawkins joined the Jesuits.
I banged her so hard my next girlfriend orgasmed.
I banged her so hard Bill Gates became cool.
I banged her so hard bassists became able to read.
I banged her so hard Lebanon reached the World Cup.
I banged her so hard George Bush actually graduated university.
I banged her so hard Ray Charles could see again.

I banged her so hard her egg started dividing before my sperm got there. (Sammy)

Etc…
Of course, feel free to follow up with some additions of your own in the comments section!